I won’t rendezvous with… clogs
Oh behold my poor legs, it’s return of the clogs!
I hereby state that I will NOT be indulging in an affair with clogs, no matter how good they look on Alexa Chung (as captured by photographer Vanessa Jackman).
Photo copyright remains with Vanessa Jackman. Used with permission.
My legs don’t lean (or skip) towards holding a clog on my foot. I don’t even wear thongs / flip flops because I need the strap on the back of my ankle. You know. Sensible shoes made for running-injured legs. *Gasp*.
I’m aware that the current clogs come with options such as back straps. Cause ladies today… we have options. A whole world of options. But even with straps I’ve still got the height to contend with…
I’m not looking for a Baby Spice 1997 moment falling from my shoes.
Unlike over-the-knee boots, I don’t think a low or no-heeled version of clogs even with straps, is an option for me. Swap a couple of letters and you’ve got something resembling crocs. And crocs and I haven’t met either. Not even so much as a longing glance has passed between us.
I’m sorry clogs. You and I are not going to be having a rendezvous, so don’t go tapping your corked soles waiting for me.